Funny Story

Dan, after finishing off a bag of super salty chips: My lips are really dry and chapped now.
Jessica, brushing her teeth: I’m sorry sweetie. {proceeds to brush teeth}

Jessica, after her teeth are brushed and is going to bed, hands Dan her chap stick.

Dan: Do I need this?
Jessica, incredulous that he’s already forgotten about his chapped lips: Well, you told me your chips were lapped!


Okay, maybe you won't find this as funny as we did. Honest, we laughed about it for five minutes straight. I blame learning the RinderCella story!